Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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