yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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