i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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