let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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