this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
In America we eat man semen.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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