therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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