The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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