btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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