You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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