YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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