i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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