Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
