Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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