that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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