Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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