goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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