In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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