Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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