big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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