Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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