i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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