i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
