Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize