Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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