Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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