fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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