i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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