The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
