a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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