I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
then he tried to convert me to islam
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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