I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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