you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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