Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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