I'm eating all of the evidence.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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