I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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