How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
