So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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