therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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