No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
