If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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