i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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