what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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