I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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