In the future we'll all be gay
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
