I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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