the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
