Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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