What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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