when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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