i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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