some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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