So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I skipped work to stalk him.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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