i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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