Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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