U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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