We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How external is "for external use only"?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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